After an hour of gathering up his courage, a shy guy finally approaches the hot girl at the end of the bar.
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She yells, "No, I won't sleep with you, you pig!"
Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says,
"I'm
sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and
I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200?"
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